pudgeruffian:

Ya’ll ever forget you have bones?

Like you absentmindedly feel the edge of your eyesocket or the corners of your cheekbones and you’re like:

“Oh yeah. I have a skull…I’m part skeleton.”

(via guy)

square:

(via ruinedchildhood)

abcoconut:

slytherinpokegirl:

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

(via di-sass-ters)

(via humorrelated)

baapi-makwa:

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

(via untexting)

virgoassbitch:

sappling:

‪Why should i say thank you if a man tells me im beautiful when i’m the one that’s beautiful ‬

Literally. Like ur welcome

(via heart)

fastest-thing:

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

(via humorrelated)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)

malevolentbox:

deathdaydream:

stimman3000:

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(via humorrelated)

hopelesslyindenial:

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

Is….the poop dancing too?

(Source: chibi-knight, via guy)